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*A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a Bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a Condom, he protects you from all harm, A loving friend is like a Vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of yr problem, what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, Bra, Condom, or Vagina friend?*
*Do u know that the Penis is d greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months*.
*Besides it has 3 good manners too*
1) *Its very courteous, it stands before it performs*
2) *It is very emotional, it weeps during performance*
3) *It is polite, it bows after performing.*.
*Show to ladies and to men to make them happy and proud of themselves!.
⭕1) Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free!”*
⭕2) *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a “P” Peticoat, panties, pussy… That’s origin of BP!*
⭕3) *Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re fucked*.
⭕4) *Success is like ‘pregnancy’. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it*.
⭕5) *Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason*.
6) *Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life*.
*When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say “Congrats”!*
*But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done”!*
*Moral: “Hard work is never appreciated: “Only results matter”*
*Now that I’ve educatededucated You!*:D
*”Happy Penis Day”*
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